Tuesday, October 12, 2007
Dockside Clash Soils Mascot
A disturbance was reported down at one of the Fish Processing Plants in the South Bay area of Canker Shores this week.
Apparently a clash between protesters from the Save The Coelaacanth Foundation and plant workers broke out, resulting in the damage of The Foundation's Mascot, "Celia-the-Coelaacanth."
Group Founder, Celia Canthon was engaged in the deployment of the Foundations Mascot in front of the Pier 3 processing facility, passing out educational literature and "challenging" dock workers to go on strike in order to force the plants to return to processing less endangered species of fish. Ms. Canthon positioned her ample mascot at the entrance to the plant, effectively barring the way for employees to enter. Eye witnesses report that she was vocipherously demanding that employees go back home or pick up a sign and join her, while wedged firmly in the entrance. Witnesses also commented that, after some hastily uttered remarks and resulting cat-calls, three workers came forward to lift Ms. Canthon up and set her down beside the entrance. Ms. Canthon lost her footing and slipped from the dock, into the frigid, October water of South Bay, which is where the processing plant releases it's waste by-products. Ms. Canthon was pulled from the gurry-laden waters unharmed, but it appears that the Save The Coelaacanth Foundations Mascot has received a burial at sea.
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